What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Was there any slavery of white people that actually compares to the transatlantic slave trade? I’m not baiting or anything actually genuinely curious and want to know.

Make Nazis afraid again!

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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

What does it feel like wearing tights?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Titan's Atmosphere 'Wobbles Like a Gyroscope' – And No One Knows Why - ScienceAlert

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …